Tag Archives: girls

Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, A man with money is a Bonus, Not a ladder to upgrade.

A girl asked to another girl- if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then, will it become 64 bit?

Tell a girl she's Beautiful She'll believe it for a Moment

Dear Girls… You Are Beautiful Don’t Harm Yourself For A Guy Who Goes Only For Your Looks You Are Father’s “PRINCESS” and Mamma’s Doll ^ -^ So Don’t Let Somebody Make You Feel Low And Down, The Way You Smile The Way You Cheer Up Your Family And Friends, And

A person was in the plane and the plane was about to take off. The person shouting : Hijack…. Hijack.. Hijack.. Boys started to shake, Girls started crying, older people started praying God And one of the boy named Pappu from the last seat shouted : Hi Jack, You are

A boy found Aladdin’s lamp, Genie came out of it. He asked him to increase all girls brain ten times more..!! . . . . . Genie laughed & said: . . Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!

Dear Boys Girl may not Help you to Get a Good Salary. But, Salary may Help you to Get Lots of good Girls. . . So Love your Work Not Girls..

Few Days Back When She Called Me I Was Having Food She Got Angry That I Didn’t Ask Her To Join Me.. . . . . . . . . … Today When She Called I Was.. . . Taking Bath & I Asked Her To Join, She Was Angry

Girls You are a ”BITCH” . . . . . . B for Beautiful I for Intelligent T for Talented C for cute H for Hilarious . . . Are You smiling now ? You are really BITCH !!!

Name: Daddy’s lil Chuchi Fuchi runChi PrinCess Surname: Mogolni moiya Studied: Ugly Girls don’t exist university Passed: Grade 8 before I Had Facebook and a Blackberry Achievements: – Got 300+ likes in Dashai Photo – have 4000 fb friend and 1500 pending request Experiences: I Have been Using mig33, Picmix,

Girl: Holi le mero rangayo naya Choli Boy: Maile nai rangayeko ho timro tyo pan butte choli Battery ko kalo rang baltin ma gholi gholi Girl: Lattha hunchan kta haru kt haru ko bolima Tero haat nafija jata tatai choli ma Ijjat le khel gala ma lagaide baru rang Flirt

We live in such a world where, . -If a guy is with 10 Girlfriends, He’s a Dude And if a Girl is with 2 friends who are boys She’s said to be a Slut. . -if a Guy drinks he’s cool and if a girl drinks, She’s Cheap .

Some boys “Common Sense Is Really Zero . . . . . . . . They write in Gents Toilet . . . . ” I Love u Monika” , As if She will come there to Read it.

Dear Girls.. . . . Not every guy who talks to you wants to date you. Sometimes they want to date your prettier friend and just need your help! So please stop overreacting to our friend requests/ texts/ calls..!

A Boy driving a car. . . A girl on Scooty overtook him. . . Boy shouted, “Hey Buffalo” . . Girl turned back n shouted.. “You donkey, idiot, Stupid monkey” . . Suddenly she had an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road.. . . MORAL:

कुनै कुनै केटी हरुले ला’को पेन्ट हेर्दा यस्तो लाग्छ की, भरे घर गएर पेन्ट फुकाल्ने बेलामा ग्रिज- मोबील नै चाहिन्छ की ?

Boy: *calls 911* Boy : Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning. X_X =))

One day son cam home late. Father was waiting him at the door. As soon as he came home. He started to check the pockets of jacket that son was wearing. He found… cigarette, pic of sexy celebrity and few phone numbers of local girls. Father started to scold son

Girl 1: Hey, ke chaliracha hau? Me: Sab thok chaliracha ni, timro dimag bahek *BLOCKED* Me: Where were you last night? Girl 2: party ma thiye. had a blast there! Me: Oh! Hope no one is injured. Timi pani jiudai raichau! Girl 2: Buahahahaha ! Me: Fofahahahahaha *BLOCKED* Girl 3: