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३ कक्षा :-‘ओए मैले त exam को लागी पुरा को पुरा तयारी गरें ।’ . ४-६ कक्षा :-‘ओए त्यो एउटा question चाँही ओभर गाह्रो लागेर त्यही एउटा question चाँही छाडें ।’ . ७-९ कक्षा :-‘मैले त important-important मात्रै पढें ।’ . १० कक्षा :-‘ह्या ४ वटै पाठ पढ्दा नि पास

Teacher in exam said : Write the name of your lover on paper ? Boys after 5 sec : Finished ma’am Girls after an hour : Extra sheet ma’am

My Attitude In Exams. They give me questions Which I don't know.

Exam ko raat Shere Coin Toss gardai Head aaye sutdine Tail aaye FB chalaidine Thado aadkiyo vane TV herne Ani hawa ma adkiyo vane chai maa kasam raatvari padhchu “Alchi pan ko ni limit huncha yar Shere”

When You were a kid , A friend broke a pencil of Yours And You cried all day . . When You grew older , Your siblings complained about You to Your parents and You vowed never to speak with them again. . When You flunked an exam as You

Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. . . 1st friend : Which paper was it?? 2nd friend : I think Math… . . 1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper?? 2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a

Dam and Tam were in a exam hall. Time was over after 3 hours and both came outside the exam hall. As soon as they were outside, Tam started to beat Dam. Teacher saw this and stopped Tam and asked why was he beating Dam. Dam replied, “During the exam

New way of writing answers in Exams. If you don’t know the answer, Then put lines like this : . ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| . and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”

Eauta KETA +2 maa fail Bhyecha… Bau Le Gali Gardai Bhanyo:-Herrr Herr Uh Tyo…Ta Sangai Padhne Tyo Pallo Ghar ko KT lai herr 1st Division maa Pass Bhaiche !! KETA- HYA bau…Kati Herr Herr bhanira ??!!! Exam maa ni Tesai lai Herda Herda ta Fail bhairachu jhan !!!

EXAM PATTERN : 1995 : Answer all Questions. 2000 : Answer any 5 Questions. 2010 : Answer either A or B 2015 : At least read the Question. 2020 : Thanks for Coming

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

It was my English exam. The question paper was as usual easy. After I had finished reading the whole question paper, I decided to start writing. I opened my costliest Parker pen and started writing. Omg! I forgot to fill ink in my pen. What I was going to do?

Teacher : Your son has failed, See his report. Eng – 20 Math – 15 Opt. math – 18 Phy – 13 Chem – 15 SSt. – 17 Total – 98 Father : Wow, He has done excellent in Total… Who is the teacher of subject “Total”?

Boy to girl Before Exam: Hey All The Best, Girl Also Told The Same. But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed. . … . . Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart. LOL

शेरेले छोरो लाइ भन्यो- . यसपाली (11 ko) परिक्षामा तँ पास भए नि फेल भएनी,’बाइक’ किन्दिन्छु ! . . … छोरो ले अचम्म मान्दै सोध्यो- ‘किन बा….?’ . . शेरे -पास भईस भने, . . ‘पल्सर’ कलेज जान लाइ, . . . फेल भईस भने ‘Rx’ दुध बेच्न लाइ !

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.. . . . But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies. But she Called me again n again.. . . I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz I want to Study, I want

Father : Look my dear son, You must get 90% in this terminal exam.. Son : Only 90%?? Shouldn’t I go for 100% dad? Father : Dont joke.. Take it seriously.. Son : Joking me?? Who started first? You or me?

EXAM TIME 10 Days , 10 chapters left to study. . . . . . . 5 days , 10 chapter left to study . . . . . . 2 days , 10 chapters left to study . . . . . . 10 hours , 10 chapter left

Students in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) During the exam (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) when Supervisor/Running Guard comes in (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) In the end of the exam

During exams…must read . . . Sathi lekheko lekhai cha.. . . 2nd frnd continously saying, ”oi saley kei taw dekha…halka sikaidena yar’ . 1st frnd Reply:” Sachi malai pani kei aako chaina yarr… . . . . . 2nd frnd’s Ultimate Answer:” Teso vaye tetro berr tero bau lai