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Teacher to a grade 2 student: Who is the youngest member in your family? Student: Dad! Teacher: Youngest means smallest dear son?

Mother May Be Educated Or Uneducated . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But She Is The Best Teacher From we Can Learn How To Show Care & Affection

-This is Student Life- 1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes . 2- SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way . 3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions 4- EDITING : Your report contains

One boy used to call to his Maths teacher home daily. Teachers wife picks up the phone : How many times do I have to tell you, your teacher passed away. Why do You call daily? Boy : Because it feels great to hear that.. HAHAAHAAAAAAAHA

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ ।

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.” The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that

(Teacher in a class room was asking questions to student) Teacher to one of the student, “Tell me thw chemical formula of water” Student replied, “H2SO4 + CACO3+MgSO4+KOH+CaSO4” What? student : “Sir, this is not mine fault. It’s the fault of Water supply Authority of our city..

(Teacher in a junior class) “Ram stand up and say from 1 to 10” 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 Teacher asked, “Where is 6?” Student replied, “In the news I heard in radio, it said 6 died in accident.”

शेरे एक न एक बाहना गरेर कहिल्यै homework गर्दैनथ्यो । शारिरिक रुपमा सजाय दिदा दिदै पढाउने मिस पनि वाक्क भैसकेकी थिईन । आज पनि उसले homework गरेको थिएन । मिसले भनिन – किन homework नगरेको शेरे? शेरे – (बाहाना बनाउदै) मिस आज मेरो कलममा मसी सकिएको थियो त्यही भएर नगरेको

Dam and Tam were in a exam hall. Time was over after 3 hours and both came outside the exam hall. As soon as they were outside, Tam started to beat Dam. Teacher saw this and stopped Tam and asked why was he beating Dam. Dam replied, “During the exam

The teacher can open the door, But you must enter by Yourself.

(Tim is in classroom with black eye) Teacher: – what’s wrong? Tim :- our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Tim are you sleeping?’ Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives

Teacher : Who is a Pharmacist? (Ram raised up his hand) Teacher : So its only Ram that is the most intelligent student we have in this class? So there is nobody else to answer the question except Ram? (There was no reply from the students… Total Silence) Teacher: OK

Today is the oral test of English Grammar. Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with”I” Student : I is the … Teacher : Stop! Never put “is” after “I” Always put ‘am’ after “I” Student : OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

School caught on fire. Students were happy that they don’t have to come School for few days. Children were shouting. One of the child among the crowd was looking sad. So the teacher asked, “Why are you sad?” Student replied : School building caught on fire but You are outside

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a Anaconda to swallow a human because even though it’s very bid, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that a her relatives living in africa – John was recently reported to be swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher

A cute excuse: Teacher – Why are you late? Student – Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher – So what made You late if they were fighting? Student – 1 shoe was in mom’s hand and 1 in dad’s hand

Teacher : Your son has failed, See his report. Eng – 20 Math – 15 Opt. math – 18 Phy – 13 Chem – 15 SSt. – 17 Total – 98 Father : Wow, He has done excellent in Total… Who is the teacher of subject “Total”?

A lady broke the traffic signal. . . Police : ‘Stop….!!!!!’ . . Lady : ‘Please…Let me go….. I’m a Teacher’ . . ‘ Police : ‘What?? teacher ??…. Since long time, I was waiting for this moment… Now write down in this paper “I will never break traffic signal”

Teacher : What is the difference between Problem and Challenge ??? . . . . . Student: 3 boys + 1 girl = Problem . . 1 boy + 3 girls = Challenge