Teacher : Who is a Pharmacist?
(Ram raised up his hand)
Teacher : So its only Ram that is the most intelligent student we have in this class?
So there is nobody else to answer the question except Ram?
(There was no reply from the students… Total Silence)
Teacher: OK Ram, give each of your silly friends 5 slaps… Real hard!
Ram, full of happiness gave all the students 5 hard slap each
Teacher: Now, my dear Ram, tell these dumb students who a pharmacist is…
Ram : A Pharmacist is a farmer who assist people.
Teacher : fainted!!