The kids were so excited when I brought home a Puppy. They love Chinese Food.
Read More »No need to gloat
I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me. I get it. No need to gloat that they have more money than me.
Read More »Who Is She….??
(A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend) Friend Asked : Who Is She….?? Boy : My Cousin. The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.
Read More »Exam time.. Lol
EXAM TIME 10 Days , 10 chapters left to study. . . . . . . 5 days , 10 chapter left to study . . . . . . 2 days , 10 chapters left to study . . . . . . 10 hours , 10 chapter left
Read More »Curse of Maths
HORROR STORY OF MATHS : Once , few hundred years ago , Maths used to be very kind ,lovely and easy to understand. . But one day , few stupid students beat the hell out of maths which resulted in its death. But before its death,he screamed his last words
Read More »Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn’t like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn’t often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always
Read More »An airplane was about to crash
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Julia
Read More »If A Girl says
If A Girl says : – “I Don’t Like Shopping” !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!
Read More »Fathers Occupation
School ma sav ko Dad ko occupation k ho tesko bare ma sodi rako raicha . ani student haru answer di rako raichan Ram : MEro baba doctor, wala le birami manish ko help garnu huncha. Shyam : mero baba chai police, waha le desh ra janta ko surakchya garnu
Read More »Doing Overtime
यौटा लामखुट्टेले दिउसै यौटा मान्छेलाई टोक्यो . मान्छे : दिउसै पनि टोक्छ्स साले ??? . . लामखुट्टे: ” के गर्नु हजुर, घरमा आमा बिमारी हुनुहुन्छ, बैनी जवान भाकी छे, बैनीको बिहेमा १ लिटर BLOOD दाइजो मागेकाछन्…. त्यसैले over time गर्दैछु!!!!
Read More »आजकल का केटीहरु कती सम्म HOT
हैन आजकल का केटीहरु कती सम्म HOT भाका हुन ! यो जाडोमा पनी सेता तिग्रा देखाएर हिड्छन । जाडो नभाको हो की सेक्सी देखीन रहर लागेको हो कुन्नी ! चेतना भया , तिग्रा देखाउदैमा सेक्सि हुने भए भैसीँ पनी सेक्सि हुन्थो
Read More »Result aayo
Bau: yaspali ni fail bhaes bhane malai baa navan bujhis chora (bholipalta result aayo) Bau: K bhayo 6ora tero result? Pass bhaes ki fail? Chora: Hyaa yar keshav solta . Result ko kura chodde, jiskaune kaam nagarna yar.
Read More »Happy Birthday Lol
(Jim in one of his Chinese friends house) Jim : Lots of noise huh.. Is there a party over the next house??? . . . Chinese : Seem like a Birthday Party… . . . Jim : Whose BirthDay ? . . . Chinese : Its of Tuyu . .
Read More »These bloody Politcians!
A plane carrying some politicians from Nepal crashed on a remote farm, when the police arrived the farm, they found out all the politicians were already buried by the farmer Then they asked POLICE: Are you sure they were all dead before you buried them? FARMER : Yes I’m sure
Read More »Today is my marriage
LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER : I was in 12th She was in 12th . I got B.Tech She got BA . I was doing B.Tech She got M.A . I was preparing for M.TECH entrance, She got married . I m doing M.TECH She is the mother of 2 children
Read More »Talent ko ni limit huncha
SMART GIRL…!! Girl:- Dai mero mbl ma mp3 song haldinu..!! Mobile pasale:- Memory card cha?? Girl:-memory card ta chaina College ko identity CARD cha Huncha??? Talent ko ni limit huncha ni hahaha
Read More »बीच सडकमा एउटा दुर्घटना
रत्नपार्कको बीच सडकमा एउटा दुर्घटना भएछ | : ठुलो भिड देखेर सेरेलाई पनि गएर हेर्न मन लागेछ ! : तर भिडमा हेर्न गारो भएर हेर्ने मौका नै पाएन ! : सेरेको दिमाग न पर्यो ! : एक छिन केहि सोचेर भिडको छेउमा गएर ठुलो ठुलो स्वोरले…. : : : :
Read More »Do you have such a medicine?
Man : Doctor! Do you have such a medicine which can help me to see through my Ears and hear through my eyes? Doctor : Yes! I have! But…. Man being excited.. But what? Doctor : But you have to chew that medicine with your ass and swallow from there.
Read More »Khatra Medicine
Man: Doctor Sahab….. Tapai sanga yesto tablet xaina……… Jun khada ma aakha le bolna saku.. Ani kaan le herna saku………… Doctor: Xa xa……. Tara! Manxe khusi hudai “Tara k ni? Doctor: Tara Yo dabai Chaak le Chabayera nilnu parcha
Read More »Need toilet paper
Man : I’d like to buy some dog food . Salesman : Do you’ve dog? . Man : Yes . sale : Where? . Man : home . Sale : I’m sorry cant sale you unless I see dog. Store policy! . Next day . Man : Do you’ve cat
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