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Exam time.. Lol

EXAM TIME 10 Days , 10 chapters left to study. . . . . . . 5 days , 10 chapter left to study . . . . . . 2 days , 10 chapters left to study . . . . . . 10 hours , 10 chapter left

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Curse of Maths

HORROR STORY OF MATHS : Once , few hundred years ago , Maths used to be very kind ,lovely and easy to understand. . But one day , few stupid students beat the hell out of maths which resulted in its death. But before its death,he screamed his last words

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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn’t like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn’t often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always

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An airplane was about to crash

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Julia

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Fathers Occupation

School ma sav ko Dad ko occupation k ho tesko bare ma sodi rako raicha . ani student haru answer di rako raichan Ram : MEro baba doctor, wala le birami manish ko help garnu huncha. Shyam : mero baba chai police, waha le desh ra janta ko surakchya garnu

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Doing Overtime

यौटा लामखुट्टेले दिउसै यौटा मान्छेलाई टोक्यो . मान्छे : दिउसै पनि टोक्छ्स साले ??? . . लामखुट्टे: ” के गर्नु हजुर, घरमा आमा बिमारी हुनुहुन्छ, बैनी जवान भाकी छे, बैनीको बिहेमा १ लिटर BLOOD दाइजो मागेकाछन्…. त्यसैले over time गर्दैछु!!!!

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आजकल का केटीहरु कती सम्म HOT

हैन आजकल का केटीहरु कती सम्म HOT भाका हुन ! यो जाडोमा पनी सेता तिग्रा देखाएर हिड्छन । जाडो नभाको हो की सेक्सी देखीन रहर लागेको हो कुन्नी ! चेतना भया , तिग्रा देखाउदैमा सेक्सि हुने भए भैसीँ पनी सेक्सि हुन्थो

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Result aayo

Bau: yaspali ni fail bhaes bhane malai baa navan bujhis chora (bholipalta result aayo) Bau: K bhayo 6ora tero result? Pass bhaes ki fail? Chora: Hyaa yar keshav solta . Result ko kura chodde, jiskaune kaam nagarna yar.

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Happy Birthday Lol

(Jim in one of his Chinese friends house) Jim : Lots of noise huh.. Is there a party over the next house??? . . . Chinese : Seem like a Birthday Party… . . . Jim : Whose BirthDay ? . . . Chinese : Its of Tuyu . .

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These bloody Politcians!

A plane carrying some politicians from Nepal crashed on a remote farm, when the police arrived the farm, they found out all the politicians were already buried by the farmer Then they asked POLICE: Are you sure they were all dead before you buried them? FARMER : Yes I’m sure

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Today is my marriage

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER : I was in 12th She was in 12th . I got B.Tech She got BA . I was doing B.Tech She got M.A . I was preparing for M.TECH entrance, She got married . I m doing M.TECH She is the mother of 2 children

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Talent ko ni limit huncha

SMART GIRL…!! Girl:- Dai mero mbl ma mp3 song haldinu..!! Mobile pasale:- Memory card cha?? Girl:-memory card ta chaina College ko identity CARD cha Huncha??? Talent ko ni limit huncha ni hahaha

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बीच सडकमा एउटा दुर्घटना

रत्नपार्कको बीच सडकमा एउटा दुर्घटना भएछ | : ठुलो भिड देखेर सेरेलाई पनि गएर हेर्न मन लागेछ ! : तर भिडमा हेर्न गारो भएर हेर्ने मौका नै पाएन ! : सेरेको दिमाग न पर्यो ! : एक छिन केहि सोचेर भिडको छेउमा गएर ठुलो ठुलो स्वोरले…. : : : :

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Do you have such a medicine?

Man : Doctor! Do you have such a medicine which can help me to see through my Ears and hear through my eyes? Doctor : Yes! I have! But…. Man being excited.. But what? Doctor : But you have to chew that medicine with your ass and swallow from there.

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Khatra Medicine

Man: Doctor Sahab….. Tapai sanga yesto tablet xaina……… Jun khada ma aakha le bolna saku.. Ani kaan le herna saku………… Doctor: Xa xa……. Tara! Manxe khusi hudai “Tara k ni? Doctor: Tara Yo dabai Chaak le Chabayera nilnu parcha

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Need toilet paper

Man : I’d like to buy some dog food . Salesman : Do you’ve dog? . Man : Yes . sale : Where? . Man : home . Sale : I’m sorry cant sale you unless I see dog. Store policy! . Next day . Man : Do you’ve cat

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