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5 friends lived in a room, namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody. . . 0ne day, Somebody killed Nobody. . . At That time Brain was in bath room, Mad called Police. . . Mad : Is it Police Station ? Police : Yes, what is the matter ?

If a girl has enough balance in her mobile, It means she has a boyfriend for sure. If a boy has enough balance in his mobile, It means he doesn’t have any girlfriend for sure.

Everybody wants to go to Heaven, But Nobody is ready to Die. Everybody wants to be a College topper, But Nobody is ready to Read.

Udas xoro lai dekhera baau ! . Baau :- K bho chhora ?? . . Chhora :- Kei haina dad ! . . Baau :- Bhanna bhan, ma tero sathi jastai ho ni !! . . . . . Chhora :- Hya kei haina k myachiss ! tero chamma sanga

10 Rules for COOL LIFE 1. Money Is not Everything… There’s also Master Card and Visa. 2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too. 3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks. 4. Fruits/Salads are healthy… So leave it for Sick. 5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them. 6.

Girls You are a ”BITCH” . . . . . . B for Beautiful I for Intelligent T for Talented C for cute H for Hilarious . . . Are You smiling now ? You are really BITCH !!!

Once a Cock fell in Love with the hen. Cock : Look dear I love you so much. Hen : How much do you love me? Cock : I love you more than myself. I can do anything for you. Hen : I’m not feeling well today. Can you please

( Milkman at the door) Man : It been 4 days, your wife didn’t bring milk here in our home. Milkman : Actually my wife is sick sir! Man : Oh I’m so sorry. If thats the case, you should have brought the milk of cow!

A boy was sitting alone. He looked sad. His friend came to him and asked, “Hey bro, You look sad! Is everything alright?” Boy ; No.. Nothing is Ok. The girl whom I loved so much got married to other. Friend said, “Didn’t you tell him that you are the

Once a father was preparing to cook since his wife was away due to some work. It was a evening time and electricity was not available. He noticed that there was candle as well as potato and oil. So he asked his son to go to the shop and bring

What will you do if someone throws stone on you? You should throw back the flower to that person, but make sure the flower is with its pot.

एउटा लोहार बुढो भएकोले शेरेलाई काममा राखेछ । शेरे प्रत्येक काम गर्नुभन्दा प्रत्येक पटक सोध्ने गर्थ्यो । बुढो अलि किचकिचे र कडा स्वभावको थियो उसले शेरेलाई भनेछ कि धेरै सवाल सोध्ने नगर जे भन्छु त्यो काम चुपचाप गर् । एकदिन लोहारले बलेको आरनबाट रातो फलाम निकालेर सन्दानमा राखेछ र शेरेलाई

(Boy uploaded a pic in Facebook holding a dog) Girl commented, “Which one is You?” Boy replied, “The one holding you!”

Once a boy went to a big company for interview. Boy went inside the interview room. A pretty girl was sitting on the chair. He greeted the girl and the girl told him to sit. (Girl starts interviewing the boy) Girl : Do you have habit of drinking? Boy :

केटा _ तपाइको कपाल सारै राम्रो छ केटि – धन्यवाद केटा – तपाइको घडी सारै राम्रो छ केटि – धन्यवाद केटा – तपाइको साडी सारै राम्रो छ केटि – धन्यवाद केटा – तपाइको ब्लुज सारै राम्रो छ केटि – धन्यवाद केटा – तपाइको मेक अप सारै राम्रो छ केटि –

एउटा सत्य घटना : 2070 बैशाख 10 गते, रामेछाप जिल्ला लामिडाँडा गाविस वडा नं 5 निबासी रामप्रसाद चौलागाँईकी 5 बर्षिया छोरी कल्पना चौलागाँईलाई निजकै बाउ र काका मिलेर, उनको ईच्छा बिपरित जबरजस्ति … . . . . स्कुल पठाइदिएछन ।

Eauta KETA +2 maa fail Bhyecha… Bau Le Gali Gardai Bhanyo:-Herrr Herr Uh Tyo…Ta Sangai Padhne Tyo Pallo Ghar ko KT lai herr 1st Division maa Pass Bhaiche !! KETA- HYA bau…Kati Herr Herr bhanira ??!!! Exam maa ni Tesai lai Herda Herda ta Fail bhairachu jhan !!!

Girl : Do you have Facebook? Boy : No! Girl : Do you have Twitter? Boy : No! Girl : Do you have Whatsapp? Boy : No! Girl : Then, what do you have? Boy : Life. Girl : OMG.. Cute Cute boy… Secert hmm.. I need a life in

Various stages of marriage: 1st : MAD for each other, 2nd : MADE for each other, 3rd : MAD at each other 4th : MAD because of each other. What’s Marriage? – MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person Nonsense..!.

Just because a person is silent.. doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life has taught him some serious lesson. May be he is….Married..