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At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret which makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth”. The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he

Who says a woman’s life is easy????? One hand on FRYING PAN, other on MOBILE, One ear on cooker whistle, Other on GOSSIP, One eye on TV, Other on HUSBAND Which idiot said.. A WOMAN’S LIFE is EASY ! Its very BUSY. Respect women

To Mom : I’m hungry…. I’m cold…. I’m hot Can I have.. I want to watch Where are you? Can you ask dad? Can you help me…. He hurt me She hurt me….. I want to go there When are we… ? Why are we…? Why cant we..? To DAD

One day death came to a boy and said: “Hey, today is your last day” Boy : “But I’m not ready!”. Death said: “Well today your name is the first on my list”. Boy: “Okay then why don’t you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we

शेरे ज्योतिषकोमा गएछ । शेरेः मेरो हत्केला चिलाइरहन्छ किन होला? ज्योतिषः तपाइलाई ठुलै रकम हात पर्दैछ । . शेरेः मेरो पैताला पनि चिलाउछ । ज्योतिषः तपाइ भ्रमण जान पाउनु हुन्छ । . शेरेः मेरो ढाड पनि चिलाउछ । ज्योतिषः तपाइको यहि वर्ष बिहे हुन्छ । . शेरेः मेरो औँलाको काप

Shere lai राती चुरोट खान मन लागेछ… चुरोट गोजी मै रैछ झिकेर मुखमा राखेछ, अनी सलाई खोजेछ पाएनछ, . लाइटर खोजेछ त्यो पानी पाएनछ, कोठाको सबै ठाउँमा हेरेछ तर भेटेनछ, . . अनी दिक्क मानेर मैनबत्ती निभाएर सुतेछ |

Loyalty Tests… Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwear of same colour for hubby.. Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people? Total silence… Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren’t they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial?

Loyalty Tests… Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwear of same colour for hubby.. Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people? Total silence… Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren’t they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial?

BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS: After Accident, Driver Angrily said – I showed you the Headlights and told you let me go first……… Female Driver- I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No.. Driver fainted !!!

Handsome boy was waiting for the bus Girl stoppd car & asked,”You want lift?” Boy : “No thanx. My home is on GROUND FLOOR”

A man entered in a bank with gun in his hand and said I just want to deposit cash. If you try to pitch me insurance or investments, I will shoot everyone ….

A politician had to give a speech in a function. He asked his P.A to prepare short speech. P.A prepared a speech and gave it to the Politician. (After the speech was over) Politician : I told you to prepare the short speech.. not 3 page long story. P. A

Once a woodpecker was flying over the vehicle. But It collided with one of the car on the highway. The bird fainted. One kind hearted person took the bird to his home and put it inside cage. And put some food in there as well. After few hours, the bird

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant

शेरेले साइकल चलाउदै थियो । एक्कासी बिच बाटोबाट हिडिरहेकी केटीलाई ठक्कर दिएछ । केटी: घन्टी हान्न सक्दैनस । शेरे: पुरै साइकलले हानी सकेँ, फेरी घन्टी पनि निकालेर हानौँ ।

I Met a female celebrity on public bus.. .. Flirting came into my mind.. .. I thought asking for mobile number directly would be a bit harsh way to start the conversation.. .. .. .. I Asked Her, “Excuse Me! You are awesomely beautiful.. BTW Do You use Facebook.??” 😐

Raaj Bihey Ko laagi KT ko Ghar maa Gayecha ra Hune Wala Sasuro Sanga Kura Gardai… Sasuro – Babu Drink-Srink Garchau? Raaj : Hajur…Garchau Sasuro : Smoke ? Raaj:-Ya Sasuro:- Juwa taas ?? Raaj:- Tyo Pani Garchu Sasuro : Danga-fasad? Raaj:- Of course Garchu Sasuro: Sabai Negative Kura matrai Raicha…

Euta kta Duita Churot khai rako thiyo ani pasal ko sau le sodhyo Pasal Sau : Dwita churot kina khairako? .. .. Kta : Sathi ko yaad airacha tei bhayera euta sathi ko bhaag ani euta mero bhaag .. . Kehi din pachi tei pasal ma gayera Euta Churot khadai

Man: 1 Vodka please. Bar Man: Rs. 5 sir! Man: What! only Rs. 5? Can i also hav 1 plate chicken roast plz? Bar man: Rs.7 sir. Man: Wow that’s really Cheap!! can I meet the Owner? Bar man: No sir, He’s busy with my GF. Man : What ‘s

शेरेलाइ NTC मा Operater को नोकरी मिलेछ तर बिचरालाइ पहिलो दिन नै अफिसबाट धक्का मारेर निकालिदिएछन किनकि एउटा कलरले सोधेछ – मेरो NTC को सिमले काम गरिराको छैन कृपया चेक गरिदिनुस त : : : : : : : : : शेरे:-अनि तँपाइ कस्तो पागल त NTC को ले काम