Jokes

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant

शेरेले साइकल चलाउदै थियो । एक्कासी बिच बाटोबाट हिडिरहेकी केटीलाई ठक्कर दिएछ । केटी: घन्टी हान्न सक्दैनस । शेरे: पुरै साइकलले हानी सकेँ, फेरी घन्टी पनि निकालेर हानौँ ।

I Met a female celebrity on public bus.. .. Flirting came into my mind.. .. I thought asking for mobile number directly would be a bit harsh way to start the conversation.. .. .. .. I Asked Her, “Excuse Me! You are awesomely beautiful.. BTW Do You use Facebook.??” 😐

Raaj Bihey Ko laagi KT ko Ghar maa Gayecha ra Hune Wala Sasuro Sanga Kura Gardai… Sasuro – Babu Drink-Srink Garchau? Raaj : Hajur…Garchau Sasuro : Smoke ? Raaj:-Ya Sasuro:- Juwa taas ?? Raaj:- Tyo Pani Garchu Sasuro : Danga-fasad? Raaj:- Of course Garchu Sasuro: Sabai Negative Kura matrai Raicha…

Wife: Can You help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do You think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can You fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Euta kta Duita Churot khai rako thiyo ani pasal ko sau le sodhyo Pasal Sau : Dwita churot kina khairako? .. .. Kta : Sathi ko yaad airacha tei bhayera euta sathi ko bhaag ani euta mero bhaag .. . Kehi din pachi tei pasal ma gayera Euta Churot khadai

Man: 1 Vodka please. Bar Man: Rs. 5 sir! Man: What! only Rs. 5? Can i also hav 1 plate chicken roast plz? Bar man: Rs.7 sir. Man: Wow that’s really Cheap!! can I meet the Owner? Bar man: No sir, He’s busy with my GF. Man : What ‘s

Wife (risaudai) :- Timro dimag ma matra gobar varya cha gobar !! . Husband (mayalu parale ) :- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ani agi dekhi kina khairaxau ta priye .

शेरेलाइ NTC मा Operater को नोकरी मिलेछ तर बिचरालाइ पहिलो दिन नै अफिसबाट धक्का मारेर निकालिदिएछन किनकि एउटा कलरले सोधेछ – मेरो NTC को सिमले काम गरिराको छैन कृपया चेक गरिदिनुस त : : : : : : : : : शेरे:-अनि तँपाइ कस्तो पागल त NTC को ले काम

A lady broke the traffic signal. . . Police : ‘Stop….!!!!!’ . . Lady : ‘Please…Let me go….. I’m a Teacher’ . . ‘ Police : ‘What?? teacher ??…. Since long time, I was waiting for this moment… Now write down in this paper “I will never break traffic signal”

Teacher : What is the difference between Problem and Challenge ??? . . . . . Student: 3 boys + 1 girl = Problem . . 1 boy + 3 girls = Challenge

Teacher: Children make mistakes. You boy at the last bench, change this sentence into passive voice…. . . . . . . . . . Student : Children are made by mistakes.

DHOTI KO BUDDHI DHOTI decided to study English. He learnt an essay on ‘FRIEND’, . . . But in the exam an essay on ‘FATHER’ came. . . . . He replaced friend with father in the essay. . . . . . . HE wrote : I am a

बाऊ : जा त छोरा मलाई fridge बाट १ ग्लास चिसो पानी लिएर आइजो | बालै : म अहिले जानु सक्दिन dad, म video game खेल्दै छु | अर्को छोरा : छोड दिनु dad, यो साले एकदम मात्तेको छ | हजुर आफै लिन जानु ,बरु आउदा मलाई पनि १ ग्लास

शिक्षक: गृहकार्य किन नगरेको ? धुर्मुसे : बिजुली थिएन । शिक्षक: मैनबत्ति बाल्नुपर्दैन ? धुर्मुसे: सलाई थिएन । शिक्षक: किन ? धुर्मुसे: पुजा कोठामा राखेको थिएँ । शिक्षक: अनि ल्याए भैहाल्थ्यो नि ! धुर्मुसे: नुहाएको थिईन । शिक्षक: किन ननुहाएको त ? धुर्मुसे: पानी थिएन । शिक्षक: अरे यार !

Ekchoti world ko Sabai hero haruko competition vayecha re. Jackie Chan le euta angur mathi falera aafno tarbaar le 10 tukra banaidiyecha. James bond le pani euta chara mathi falecha ra aakha chimlera aafno gun le Testai jhardecha. Rajnikant le pani euta jhingalai mathi falera chakku le 2 tukra pardecha.

हाकु आफ्नो सेक्रेटरी सँग: हैन टिमी जहिले पनि किन छोटो छोटो लुगा लगाएर आउछौ ह??? हेर शरीरको आढा भन्डा बढी भाग डेखिन्छ। सेक्रेटरी: के गर्नु त सर, तपाईंले दिनुहुने तलबले जम्मा एती कपडा मात्र आउछ। हाकु : ए , टेसोभए आज डेखी टिम्रो पुरै टलब बन्द।

A boy’s eyes is faster than Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd . . But… . . . A Boy’s Heart is slower than Internet explorer while proposing girl whom he loves truly…

A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. .. Policemen Arrives…. Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! Police Replied:- You’re Such materialistic. You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off. (Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells) : OMG ! My Rolex Watch..!

I had a Facebook crush . . . but… . . . . . . . It all ended after her Photoshop trial version expired. haha