All of my plans for the future start out with . . . . . . . “when i get rich . . . . . ”
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5 Kinds of Fear : – Panic – Terror – 15 missed calls from mom – Wrong Password – We need to Talk
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When girl messes up a guy’s hair, He thinks its so cute.. But When a guy messes up a girl’s hair.. May his Soul Rest in Peace!
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FriEND BestfriEND BoyfriEND GirlfriEND FOOD Only Food has No End !
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Hamro Nepali Pann,,,,,!! ‘ ‘ ‘ Yedi TV Ko Remote Le Kaam Garira Chaina Vane,, Remote Lai Vitta Ma Thokchau,, ,, Sangai Baseko Vaii Baini Ko Tauko Ma Thokchau,, Aafno Haat Ma Pyaattaa Pyaatta Parchau,, Atti Vaye Pachi Vuii Ma Pacharchau,, Tara Naya Battery Kahile Ferine Hoina,,, Jahile Kinna BirsinchaU,,,,,,!!!!!
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Big House – Small Family More Degrees – Less Common Sense Advanced Medicine – Poor Health Touched moon – Neighbours Unknown High Income – Less Peace of Mind High IQ – Less Emotions Good Knowledge – Less Wisdom Number of Affairs – No True Love Lots of Friends on Facebook
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HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS MADE IN CHINA.. . . 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging 2. The phone has TV, Touchscreen, Nail cutter, fire lighter etc. 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry,
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