Settling dispute by Three kick rule

A lawyer hunting in the country shoots a duck and it falls on the other side of a tall picket fence surrounding a rickety old house.
As the lawyer is climbing over the fence, an old man comes scrambling out of the house yelling “That duck is on my property and it belongs to me!”

The lawyer quickly retorts “I shot that duck! and if you make any move to take it from me I’ll sue you for everything you own!”

The old man says “Well hold on mister, down in this country we settle arguments with the old three kick rule. I kick you three times and you kick me three times until someone gives up.”

The lawyer, thinking he could easily take the old man, agrees.

Immediately the old man kicks the lawyer once in the mouth, once in the stomach, and once in the groin, knocking him to the ground. The lawyer, after moaning for some time and still in quite a bit of pain, gets up and says “Alright old man, now it’s my turn!”

And the old man says “No I give up, you can have the duck.”