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Boy & girl are like Mobile & Water. Boy - Mobile Girl - Water

जस्को चै बुद्धी जेनतेन “KB” मा हुन्छ उस्लाई नै “बुद्धी GB” भनिन्छ हाम्रो नेपालमा…

Mom: Go get the underwear from the Sales section. He: Mom, I need Levis underwear.

Chinese language is all about mixing and writing 'π' in different ways

Me: Today I watched a movie and I'm missing you a lot... She: Awwwww So Sweet Of you. Even I Miss you too... By the way, which movie did you watch?

Me : Whats your Age ? She : Don't you know girl's age shouldn't be asked? Me : Ok .. Ok.. Sorry !

Hey man, I was watching you and found out that you have the power to heal any pain by just kissing. Could you help me too?

Son: Dad who is Mr. Xian Jang? Father: He is a Chinese President.

Sometimes I Feel completely useless... Then I remember

Teacher to a grade 2 student: Who is the youngest member in your family? Student: Dad! Teacher: Youngest means smallest dear son?

Green tea reduces weight . . . . Only if

Teacher: Why is Tihar (Festival of Lights ) celebrated? . Student: Once a dude named Ram (God in Hindu Mythology )

There is a kind of snake whose length increases by some mm every time it touches something. But that snake is such a special that if

2010 Does your toothpaste contains Salt?? 2015 Does your toothpaste contains Salt and Lemon?? 2020 Does your toothpaste contains Salt, Lemon & Chat Masala??

Teacher in exam said : Write the name of your lover on paper ? Boys after 5 sec : Finished ma’am Girls after an hour : Extra sheet ma’am