I’d have told you a good joke

Once a foolish person was sitting at the local hotel. His friend came there and asked him a tricky question.

Friend : Dude, how many Apple can you eat if your stomach was all empty.

Foolish person : At most 6!

Friend : Haha… Wrong answer. How can you eat 6 apple. After you eat 1 bit of a Apple, your stomach won’t be empty anymore.

Foolish person : That was a good one dude.

Foolish person goes to home and asks the same question to his wife.

His wife replies, “I can eat 3 apples if my stomach is all empty”

Foolish person : Ahhhh ok. If you had said 6 apples, I’d have told you a good joke.