( A family receives a heavy telephone bill)
Father : Ooo My goood.. Such a huge telephone bill. I dont use the phone of home. Wherever I’ve to call, I use office phone.
Mother : Me… Thinking that I’d be the cause of large telephone bill, I only use the mobile that I got from office.
Son : Me too… I always use the office phone. but how did this bill came?
Maid : What is left to talk then.. Everybody uses the phone of office.. Why to be surprised when I too use the phone of office?
LLOL