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३ कक्षा :-‘ओए मैले त exam को लागी पुरा को पुरा तयारी गरें ।’ . ४-६ कक्षा :-‘ओए त्यो एउटा question चाँही ओभर गाह्रो लागेर त्यही एउटा question चाँही छाडें ।’ . ७-९ कक्षा :-‘मैले त important-important मात्रै पढें ।’ . १० कक्षा :-‘ह्या ४ वटै पाठ पढ्दा नि पास

Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. . . 1st friend : Which paper was it?? 2nd friend : I think Math… . . 1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper?? 2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a

एउटा शिक्षकले A, B, C,D… पढाउँदा A फर अम्बरेको बुढी, B फर बलेको बुढी, C फर चन्द्रको बुढी……. M फर मानेको बुढी भनेर पढाउँथ्यो। उसले M सम्म मात्रै पढाएको थियो। एक पटक निरीक्षक आएछ र सोध्न थालेछ । M सम्म सबै लेटरहरु चिन्दै गएछ त्यस भन्दा पछि भने चिनेनछ ।

A retired army was in the bar for some drink. He had his one leg with the support of a machine, one hand cut off and one eye blind. There was a mid 30s guy near the army. He started the conversation and after a while inquired about his leg.

A boy asks his mother her age. She replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” Boy then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” The boy then asks, “Why did Daddy leave you?” To this, the mother says, “You shouldn’t

(Teacher in a class room was asking questions to student) Teacher to one of the student, “Tell me thw chemical formula of water” Student replied, “H2SO4 + CACO3+MgSO4+KOH+CaSO4” What? student : “Sir, this is not mine fault. It’s the fault of Water supply Authority of our city..

(Teacher in a junior class) “Ram stand up and say from 1 to 10” 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 Teacher asked, “Where is 6?” Student replied, “In the news I heard in radio, it said 6 died in accident.”

Dam and Tam were in a exam hall. Time was over after 3 hours and both came outside the exam hall. As soon as they were outside, Tam started to beat Dam. Teacher saw this and stopped Tam and asked why was he beating Dam. Dam replied, “During the exam

“Who are You?” is the question For which a name is never the answer

Teacher : Who is a Pharmacist? (Ram raised up his hand) Teacher : So its only Ram that is the most intelligent student we have in this class? So there is nobody else to answer the question except Ram? (There was no reply from the students… Total Silence) Teacher: OK

To Mom : I’m hungry…. I’m cold…. I’m hot Can I have.. I want to watch Where are you? Can you ask dad? Can you help me…. He hurt me She hurt me….. I want to go there When are we… ? Why are we…? Why cant we..? To DAD

EXAM PATTERN : 1995 : Answer all Questions. 2000 : Answer any 5 Questions. 2010 : Answer either A or B 2015 : At least read the Question. 2020 : Thanks for Coming

A Wise man can Learn more from a Foolish Question Than a FOOL can learn from a Wise Answer.

Kids are kids . . . KID: Mom, Had you ever seen me before I was born? . Mom: No, Never ! . . KID : huh, Then How did you recognize me when I was born?

Before you start some work, Always ask yourself three questions – Why am I doing it, What the results might be And Will I be successful? Only when you think deeply And find satisfactory answers to these questions, Go ahead.” -Chanakya

Alcohol is not the Answer… It just makes you Forget the Question.