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When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.. . . . But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies. But she Called me again n again.. . . I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz I want to Study, I want

शेरेः यो पिज्जा हट हो ? मेनेजरः हजुर हो । म तपाईलाई के सेवा गर्न सक्छु ? शेरेः मैले भनेको सेवा गर्न सक्नुहुन्छ ? मेनेजरः सक्छु । तपाईहरु कै सेवाको लागि खोलेको हो । बरु भन्नुस् कहाँ कति पिज्जा लिएर आउँ त ? शेरेः त्यसो होइन हजुर । मैले घरमै

सेरे हल्का झ्यापमा आफ्नो कार ड्राईभिङ गरेर फर्कदैंथ्यो। .. बाटोमा क्रस गरेर “NO ENTRY ” एरीयामा पसेछ. . . ट्राफीक:- ओए! ओए कहां हालेको गाडी त्यती ठूलो बोर्ड देखिनस् “NO ENTRY” लेखेको, कि जांड खाएर चलाउंदैछस् । सेरे :- देख्न त देखेकै हो तर मलाई लाग्यो की त्यो त हिजो

शेरेको प्रेमकथा: शेरेले एउटी केटीलाई धेरै माया गर्थ्यो तर डराएर केही भन्न सकेको थिएन । 1 दिन उसले म्यासेजमा I love u लेखेर पठाउने निर्णय गरेछ । उसले राती ‘I LOVE U’ लेखेर केटीको नंबरमा म्यासेज पठाएछ । केही समय पछि शेरेको मोबाइलमा म्यासेजको रिङटोन बजेछ तर उसले भोलीपल्ट बिहान

A boy went to the local shop and asked for a match stick. . . . Shopkeeper gave him a lighter. The boy fired up and slapped the shop keeper so hard. And said.. . . . You f***in piece of sh**.. How can I clean my ears with this

One day son cam home late. Father was waiting him at the door. As soon as he came home. He started to check the pockets of jacket that son was wearing. He found… cigarette, pic of sexy celebrity and few phone numbers of local girls. Father started to scold son

3 thief were running and Police were after them. They went to the ware house and hide inside 3 different sacks. Police also came into that ware house. Police kicked on the first sack. First thief : Bow Wow Police : Oh.. Its dog in there. Police kicked the 2nd

Father : Look my dear son, You must get 90% in this terminal exam.. Son : Only 90%?? Shouldn’t I go for 100% dad? Father : Dont joke.. Take it seriously.. Son : Joking me?? Who started first? You or me?

Sherey Katai Jaadai Raixa… Tirkha Laagexa… Ani Eauta Ghar maa Gayera Sodhyo… Sherey : Babu… Malai Alikati Paani Piuna Deu na ?? Fuchhe: Juice Piunu Huncha..?? . Sherey: Heehe Huncha Huncha..Jhan Ramro tyo ta.. . Fuchhe Le Eauta Jug maa Juice Liyera Aayo.. Sherey Le Ghat…Ghat..Gh at…5 Jug jati Juice

Tom said to his mother: I’m not going to school today, the teachers bully me and the boys in my class don’t like me. Why do they do this to me???? Sere’s mother: Firstly, you’re 35 years old. . . . . . . . Secondly, you’re the principal.

A mad man used to say same thing always: I’ll make catapult and hunt the pigeons. (That man was taken to hospital and was treated for 6 months) Doctor : Now man, what do you want to do ? Man : Marriage Doctor : Wow.. then Man : Enjoy honeymoon

( A family receives a heavy telephone bill) Father : Ooo My goood.. Such a huge telephone bill. I dont use the phone of home. Wherever I’ve to call, I use office phone. Mother : Me… Thinking that I’d be the cause of large telephone bill, I only use the

Telephone bill ko paisa dekhera Bau- Bababaa kati dherai bill ko paisa ma ta gharbata phone nai gardina, jaha call garnu pare pani office bata garchu ..!! . Aama- ma ta jhan paisa badhi aaucha vanera ghar ma pani office le deko mbl chalauchu..!! . Chora- Ma pani office bata

Kids are kids . . . KID: Mom, Had you ever seen me before I was born? . Mom: No, Never ! . . KID : huh, Then How did you recognize me when I was born?

एकादेशमा बाँदर र बादरको छोरी बस्थे।दिन प्रति दिन छोरी हुर्कदै जादै थिई। एक दिन बाँदरको छोरीले आफ्नो बाउ संग भनि….. छोरी: बाबा म पनि जवान भए अब म पनि बिहे गर्नु पर्यो बेहुलि हुने सारै रहर छ मेरो….. बाँदर: मैले तिम्रो लागि बेहुला खोजेको छु चिन्ता नगर…. छोरि: आहा होर

Modern Son : Father and son went to hotel together.. . .. . Father : Waiter! Bring us 1 can beer and 1 ice cream.. FAssssttt Son : Why Ice Cream Dad??? Don’t you like Beer?

Two girls were driving to Disneyland. The sign said : Disneyland Left So they started crying and headed home

(Man appearing in court for over speed) Judge : Do you have have anything to say against the charge.. i.e crossing speed limit Man : My Lord, I was going to my wife’s house to bring her back home. Judge : Release that innocent person immediately.. LoL

First Day of college.. . . Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & he writes on paper “i love you, do you love me ?” She replies”No” . . He didn’t give up. He rubs her answer & passed same paper to another girl sitting left